1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 2 00:03:08,598 --> 00:03:10,826 How wonderful! 3 00:03:10,996 --> 00:03:15,621 Fr�ulein Roop, would you be so kind? 4 00:04:47,702 --> 00:04:52,929 This record belongs to Radio Rio Dio, 100,000 watts of faith that heals. 5 00:04:53,096 --> 00:04:57,290 Unauthorized use may be punished with both and booklet. Amen 6 00:05:35,655 --> 00:05:38,166 A small town in the USA. 7 00:05:38,332 --> 00:05:42,844 Quite ordinary people. People like you and me. 8 00:05:43,008 --> 00:05:48,202 Go for a walk, or knock on someone's door. Who are you meeting? Your neighbors. 9 00:05:48,363 --> 00:05:50,635 That's what it's all about. 10 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:55,585 People who get along and pulls the lock together. 11 00:05:55,755 --> 00:06:00,949 At work and in leisure time. The word "democracy" takes on a whole new meaning. 12 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:04,894 People like Mr. Peterbuilt. A man who lives up to his name. 13 00:06:05,066 --> 00:06:10,772 His passion is trash. His position is renovation worker. 14 00:06:10,941 --> 00:06:14,407 His hobby: fucking. 15 00:06:16,215 --> 00:06:20,443 Lola Langusta, the black sock proselyte. 16 00:06:20,611 --> 00:06:23,725 Loves of psychedelic drugs. 17 00:06:23,888 --> 00:06:28,275 Lola Langusta. Hot as hell. 18 00:06:31,321 --> 00:06:34,992 Semper Fidelis, the doorman. 19 00:06:35,157 --> 00:06:39,862 Always freshly polished shoes and an eye for customers. Living man and charmer. 20 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:43,305 Expert in the field of flitterstads, frills and fringes. 21 00:06:43,469 --> 00:06:47,174 Lingerie is what he sells. Panties are what he steals. 22 00:06:47,345 --> 00:06:51,175 A bedroom prankster, that takes advantage of the men's absence - 23 00:06:51,341 --> 00:06:56,013 - to poke blisters in the eyes on the flattered housewives. 24 00:06:57,615 --> 00:07:01,923 Culture in the small town has shape of the temperamental German - 25 00:07:02,091 --> 00:07:06,365 - Martin Bormann, both noble and poor get along. 26 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:12,755 The Two Workers, Beau Badger on the left and Tyrone on the right, - 27 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:18,547 - humps around mountains of metal and discouragement at Skrothandler-Sal. 28 00:07:18,715 --> 00:07:22,101 They hustle and bustle together for common joy. 29 00:07:22,271 --> 00:07:25,066 Your employer is an amazon, - 30 00:07:25,228 --> 00:07:29,342 - that sucks the life force out of the working class. 31 00:07:30,104 --> 00:07:35,014 Lamar Shedd. Do even in the snares, he lies for others, - 32 00:07:35,179 --> 00:07:37,849 - but rather pulls ashore in time. 33 00:07:38,016 --> 00:07:41,085 Then there is Flovilla Thatch, the dental assistant. 34 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:45,367 A sex-hungry nurse with appetite on both sexes. 35 00:07:45,529 --> 00:07:48,484 Quite indispensable in the small town. 36 00:07:48,645 --> 00:07:52,191 Zebulon the scat singer, gracious and loving. 37 00:07:52,362 --> 00:07:55,669 Only rarely an Uncle Tom. 38 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:00,307 Lavonia never has a headache - 39 00:08:00,474 --> 00:08:04,986 - and never says no to std below the belt point. 40 00:08:05,149 --> 00:08:08,900 Likes to swing in the empty saddles of the small town. 41 00:08:09,066 --> 00:08:15,135 Dentist and marriage counselor, doctor Asa Lavender. 42 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:20,244 Fights tartar and plaque Maritals break up again. 43 00:08:21,174 --> 00:08:26,800 The pure young Rhett. Teenager with talent for decathlon. 44 00:08:26,968 --> 00:08:30,594 Masters of nine disciplines, drawers felt in �n. 45 00:08:30,764 --> 00:08:36,789 The small town is like your town and mine, where the main street is still the center. 46 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:41,789 If you are looking for the American dream, then set your search. 47 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:45,306 You will find it right here in the small town. 48 00:08:45,470 --> 00:08:49,744 There is something hidden behind every door a story, and behind it a woman - 49 00:08:49,906 --> 00:08:55,418 - like the busty Eufaula Roop. But that's another story. 50 00:08:55,580 --> 00:08:59,411 But not everything is peace and idyll. Believe it or not, - 51 00:08:59,576 --> 00:09:06,009 - but even here in the small town are there people who feel deprived. 52 00:15:31,915 --> 00:15:34,380 No! No! No! 53 00:15:35,152 --> 00:15:38,663 - Lavonia, I love you. - No, I hate it! 54 00:15:38,828 --> 00:15:42,022 This is how it should be done. 55 00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:47,371 Pull the dick out, you pig! 56 00:16:02,405 --> 00:16:05,155 Lamar, damn it! 57 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,030 Take it! 58 00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:15,307 It's the last time you have fucked me in the ass! 59 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,728 Lavonia... 60 00:17:01,428 --> 00:17:04,144 Lavonia! Lavonia! 61 00:17:15,933 --> 00:17:17,604 Piss! 62 00:18:32,659 --> 00:18:34,932 Radio Rio Dio 100,000 watts of faith that heals 63 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:11,815 I was also blind once, but my eyes have been opened. 64 00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:15,970 You will also see the light on Radio Rio Dio, - 65 00:19:16,136 --> 00:19:22,524 - 100,000 watts of healing power here at the Savior of the Southwest. 66 00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:28,962 For those of you who are ready with paper and pencil after the lovely psalm: 67 00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:32,590 This is how you acquire ours blessed handkerchiefs. 68 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:36,306 Send a single dollar, - 69 00:19:36,477 --> 00:19:39,863 - but not in stamps or on a cheque, - 70 00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:42,863 - to T�rkl�de, Rio Dio, Texas. 71 00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:47,577 Send the letter to the evangelist of the evening, Sister Eufaula Roop, - 72 00:19:47,746 --> 00:19:51,132 - that spreads salvation and hope to you at home - 73 00:19:51,302 --> 00:19:57,815 - and those listening in their pickup, four-wheel tractor or truck. 74 00:19:58,975 --> 00:20:02,566 Now it is time for healing. 75 00:20:02,731 --> 00:20:07,084 You have heard of reflection and about washing the feet, - 76 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:13,111 - but I have wonderful news to all you lovely people. 77 00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:19,623 Radio Rio Dio has entered the reborn age of electronics: 78 00:20:19,795 --> 00:20:22,511 Radio installation! 79 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:29,024 I know there are people out there, who are not doing so well. 80 00:20:29,185 --> 00:20:33,891 They may not be able to put their finger on it on it, but something is wrong. 81 00:20:34,061 --> 00:20:39,413 Maybe it's a stiff joint. Maybe it's just a bad cold. 82 00:20:39,575 --> 00:20:42,962 Maybe you are on sick leave or employment. 83 00:20:43,132 --> 00:20:46,564 So it's you, we are going to heal tonight! 84 00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:52,161 It is said that healing can find place in unfathomable ways. 85 00:20:52,323 --> 00:20:56,551 For the ways of the universe are unsearchable, dear friends. 86 00:20:56,719 --> 00:21:02,948 We're trying something new tonight. We heal through the �eter. 87 00:21:03,112 --> 00:21:08,625 Now you must place the stupidity's spring right above the radio. 88 00:21:08,787 --> 00:21:13,776 Like that, yes. place it, that must be healed, on the radio. 89 00:21:13,942 --> 00:21:19,091 Let us heal. Let what happens hurt, stop hurting. 90 00:21:19,257 --> 00:21:24,564 Let the stiffness relax. Let the shrunk become big. 91 00:21:24,731 --> 00:21:28,686 And let what has become done regret, be quick again. 92 00:21:28,847 --> 00:21:32,154 We put our trust in you! 93 00:22:44,933 --> 00:22:49,559 Wasn't it a famous hymn? And didn't they just sing beautifully? 94 00:22:49,729 --> 00:22:55,992 It's just before you get goosebumps, dear friends, of the lovely music. 95 00:22:56,162 --> 00:23:01,073 I also hope you had fun of our healing service. 96 00:23:01,237 --> 00:23:04,351 Because regardless however much we are punished, - 97 00:23:04,514 --> 00:23:10,697 - no matter how tormented, violated and molested our souls, - 98 00:23:10,868 --> 00:23:15,857 - and no matter how much we despaired sitting in solitude and darkness, - 99 00:23:16,023 --> 00:23:21,695 - may a healing hand come and give the tired new strength. 100 00:23:21,857 --> 00:23:25,971 Isn't it just an absolutely wonderful feeling? 101 00:23:26,133 --> 00:23:31,043 And that which was dead, can be given new life. 102 00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:35,914 Isn't it beautiful, Lamar? Nice and warm. 103 00:23:36,084 --> 00:23:40,391 This concludes tonight's broadcast here from Radio Rio Dio. 104 00:23:44,036 --> 00:23:46,547 You just need to rest. 105 00:23:46,713 --> 00:23:50,497 Good night from the savior of the whole Southwest. 106 00:23:50,669 --> 00:23:55,534 We heal you both AM and The FM band, in the entire frequency range. 107 00:23:55,704 --> 00:24:02,615 100,000 watts of mental therapy says see you tomorrow. 108 00:24:15,965 --> 00:24:19,920 The early light of dawn hits the small town every day, - 109 00:24:20,081 --> 00:24:23,036 - and the previous night events are forgotten. 110 00:24:24,716 --> 00:24:28,944 Entrepreneurship is the cornerstone of the small town. 111 00:24:29,112 --> 00:24:34,261 Scrothandler-Sal is among them, who live out the American dream. 112 00:24:34,427 --> 00:24:38,859 The legacy of progress. Scrap metal becomes plowshares, - 113 00:24:39,022 --> 00:24:44,375 - ploughshare for missiles. A retired one Pontiac becomes a new Polaris. 114 00:24:44,537 --> 00:24:49,004 From the small town to the whole country. The wheels of industry turn. 115 00:24:49,172 --> 00:24:53,400 From steam machine to steam iron, from delivery bikes to bulldozers - 116 00:24:53,568 --> 00:24:57,477 - and on to the eternal junkyards. 117 00:24:57,644 --> 00:25:02,793 There is enough to do in the small town, and enough men to do the job. 118 00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:07,584 And there's no point in hanging yourself in the past, when work calls. 119 00:25:09,792 --> 00:25:14,339 - Lamar! You forgot your lunch! - Thank you. 120 00:25:14,508 --> 00:25:17,417 It is hopeful peanut butter again. 121 00:25:21,701 --> 00:25:24,292 - Goodbye. - See you. 122 00:25:35,687 --> 00:25:38,324 Sole? 123 00:25:38,484 --> 00:25:41,678 Sorry, I'm late. I probably have to work overtime. 124 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:46,149 There are some cool guys working there at Sal. Zebulon, for example. 125 00:25:46,317 --> 00:25:51,829 Member of one of the minorities in the small town's ethnic melting pot. 126 00:25:51,991 --> 00:25:55,697 He dreams of having his own junkyard one day. 127 00:25:55,867 --> 00:25:59,937 Then there is Beau Badger and his faithful companion, Tyrone. 128 00:26:00,103 --> 00:26:06,445 Beau is a real joint farmer. Tyrone is racist, cruel and stupid. 129 00:26:06,617 --> 00:26:11,243 Eternal associates in the school of life. Human wreckage. 130 00:26:11,412 --> 00:26:14,560 Potholes in the highway of progress. 131 00:26:14,729 --> 00:26:19,673 Envious of the working class, disposed of by Hjemmv�rnet. 132 00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:22,799 You have two options in this life: 133 00:26:22,961 --> 00:26:26,109 The detention or junkyard. 134 00:26:26,278 --> 00:26:30,267 But at Sal they have found a formula with life. 135 00:26:30,434 --> 00:26:35,822 Because even they can be recycled in Sal's chrome-plated system. 136 00:26:35,988 --> 00:26:37,056 Shit. 137 00:26:37,227 --> 00:26:41,774 The junkyard is a miniature edition of the industrial circuit, - 138 00:26:41,943 --> 00:26:45,818 - that makes it possible for the whole nation to have leisure. 139 00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:50,411 Free time to live every hot-blooded young girl's dream: 140 00:26:50,574 --> 00:26:54,483 To kill an innocent young bull. 141 00:26:54,650 --> 00:26:58,685 And why should Lavonia frown at that? 142 00:26:58,846 --> 00:27:03,518 After all, they say that idle hands do the devil's work. 143 00:27:03,681 --> 00:27:06,273 Or something to that effect. 144 00:28:08,658 --> 00:28:13,681 As Lavonia says, "Give me a boy, and you shall get a man back." 145 00:28:13,853 --> 00:28:17,286 But even with such a keen instructor - 146 00:28:17,450 --> 00:28:23,041 - is a young man's sexual debut rarely a swallowing-free experience. 147 00:28:23,204 --> 00:28:27,432 Should he be thrown out immediately, where he cannot bottom? 148 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:32,794 Or should he splash around in the shallows water and lay out with a little foreplay? 149 00:28:32,955 --> 00:28:38,070 Lavonia has one to say the least unusual approach to the subject. 150 00:28:38,229 --> 00:28:42,980 In the murky water of desire is played out first the unrestrained frontal attack, - 151 00:28:43,145 --> 00:28:48,975 - since the gentle seduction. It is only good to be a learner. 152 00:28:49,139 --> 00:28:52,684 But Lavonia prefers - 153 00:28:52,855 --> 00:28:58,368 - to bottle him up with encouragement on the sandbank of the love forest, - 154 00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:03,394 - before he is given free rein in the final ecstatic exam. 155 00:29:03,565 --> 00:29:07,110 People in the small town take pleasure and work hand in hand. 156 00:29:07,281 --> 00:29:10,907 They should preferably have something stiff to tear at all the time. 157 00:29:11,078 --> 00:29:13,635 Let me give you a hand. 158 00:29:17,911 --> 00:29:21,456 "Never add a man to do a woman's work." 159 00:29:22,466 --> 00:29:28,979 That is Sal's motto, and it has paid off her great success in the scrap industry. 160 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:34,732 Move the fox, Lamar! 161 00:29:40,569 --> 00:29:46,433 As a scrap dealer, Sal has opened new ones doors for women in business. 162 00:29:46,603 --> 00:29:53,036 She is a sex pioneer, at worst on the barricades of women's liberation. 163 00:29:53,197 --> 00:29:58,709 - You have probably taken care of it. - Did you get enough sleep last night, Lamar? 164 00:29:58,871 --> 00:30:03,576 Lamar's horny bitch before all the sleep she needs. 165 00:30:03,746 --> 00:30:08,293 I really wanted to give it to her a sleepless night. 166 00:30:08,462 --> 00:30:14,803 How about putting yourself in the office and get you a little one p� jet? 167 00:30:17,173 --> 00:30:20,765 There is a nice, big bed. 168 00:30:21,529 --> 00:30:26,154 - No, I'm perfectly fine, Sal. - Are you afraid of the boss? 169 00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:30,632 No, but I have a lot to think about p� with my correspondence course. 170 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:34,630 - Letter exchange dinner. - Yes, Beau. Piss. 171 00:30:34,796 --> 00:30:39,945 I want to improve my skills. Earn a little more money. Take an extra job. 172 00:30:40,111 --> 00:30:44,305 If you want to take a little more overtime, Lamar... 173 00:30:45,226 --> 00:30:48,771 So I know Where should I go? 174 00:30:48,942 --> 00:30:53,454 Meanwhile, out by the river, in the school of the art of love - 175 00:30:53,618 --> 00:30:58,050 - consists of young Rhett UG with cross and hose. 176 00:30:58,213 --> 00:31:01,202 The satisfied teacher, Lavonia, - 177 00:31:01,370 --> 00:31:06,156 - clearly has a new sport for his grateful pupil. 178 00:31:06,325 --> 00:31:10,314 - What's your name? - My name is Rhett. 179 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:16,035 What a pretty name. How old are you? 180 00:31:16,915 --> 00:31:20,461 - I'm 14. - I've never tried a dick... 181 00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:24,257 I've never tried a boy named Rhett fr. 182 00:31:26,905 --> 00:31:29,939 Rhett is big for his size. 183 00:31:31,141 --> 00:31:36,005 - Look at that lick for Lamar. - Yes, rvlicker. 184 00:31:36,176 --> 00:31:39,404 Don't talk bad about Lamar. 185 00:31:39,573 --> 00:31:44,244 Why do you say shit like that? Why are you defending Lamar? 186 00:31:44,408 --> 00:31:48,159 You know very well, he is the boss's newest bull. 187 00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:51,438 I don't want to hear about it. 188 00:31:51,601 --> 00:31:57,034 I don't understand why Zebulon defends the little boy's inheritance. 189 00:31:57,196 --> 00:31:59,503 Little boyishness! 190 00:31:59,673 --> 00:32:03,901 Don't talk about Lamar like that or other of my friends. 191 00:32:04,069 --> 00:32:08,855 - I guess you don't have any other friends. - You losers can run and shit. 192 00:32:10,703 --> 00:32:13,260 Vile peasants! 193 00:32:18,056 --> 00:32:19,533 Zebulun! 194 00:32:23,530 --> 00:32:27,644 Hold on boys before someone gets hurt! 195 00:32:33,241 --> 00:32:36,116 There you can see, Tyrone. 196 00:32:37,597 --> 00:32:44,302 I always said that Zebulon had a lot of white blood in it. 197 00:32:47,787 --> 00:32:52,492 The company's last bastion: Semper Fidelis, the doorman. 198 00:32:52,662 --> 00:32:57,572 While others gather dust behind theirs desks, he is on the go. 199 00:32:57,737 --> 00:33:02,681 Fidelis is the best door seller in the small town. 200 00:33:02,852 --> 00:33:07,046 Maybe because he doesn't sell boring greeting cards, - 201 00:33:07,208 --> 00:33:10,038 - toilet cases and vacuum cleaner brushes. 202 00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:14,558 He dresses in lingerie from Frederico's in Wisconsin, - 203 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:19,665 - that has excited the middle class for more than a whole generation. 204 00:33:19,835 --> 00:33:25,029 And how convenient it is to be able to shop in your own living room. 205 00:33:27,428 --> 00:33:32,020 Good day, madam. My name is Semper Fidelis. 206 00:33:32,183 --> 00:33:35,456 I come from the lingerie company Frederico's. 207 00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:39,087 We are in the process of presenting our spring collection. 208 00:33:39,257 --> 00:33:44,928 I'm sure I have something that might interest you. 209 00:34:01,954 --> 00:34:05,068 And now the crowning glory! 210 00:34:05,231 --> 00:34:08,186 A satin dress! 211 00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:13,252 The rhinestone! How beautiful they are. 212 00:34:13,423 --> 00:34:15,776 A beautiful wig! 213 00:34:15,941 --> 00:34:18,816 A gold necklace! 214 00:34:18,978 --> 00:34:21,285 A necklace! 215 00:34:21,455 --> 00:34:24,524 "Spanish for Beginners." 216 00:34:24,692 --> 00:34:27,761 I could take an extra job in this costume. 217 00:34:27,929 --> 00:34:32,282 I swear not even your husband would be able to recognize you. 218 00:34:32,445 --> 00:34:35,434 Oh, Lamar! 219 00:34:36,441 --> 00:34:41,385 I would like to know what you have in the other bag. 220 00:34:41,556 --> 00:34:45,625 - It's probably nothing for the lady. - Yes, it is. 221 00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:50,383 The items in that box is intended for male customers. 222 00:34:50,547 --> 00:34:55,935 - Do gays do something like that here? - I want to show you one thing. 223 00:34:56,102 --> 00:34:59,568 Breast enlargement pump developed by Frederico's. 224 00:34:59,738 --> 00:35:03,489 It just has to be screwed onto the kitchen tap. Let me demonstrate. 225 00:35:03,654 --> 00:35:05,961 May I be allowed? 226 00:35:09,888 --> 00:35:14,435 A breast enhancer for me? Male chauvinist pigs! 227 00:35:16,122 --> 00:35:20,634 - Don't take it badly. - Tell me, are they also available for men? 228 00:35:20,798 --> 00:35:23,867 - A breast enhancer? - Not to the bosom. 229 00:35:24,035 --> 00:35:27,228 It should make them bigger. 230 00:35:27,391 --> 00:35:30,062 Much bigger! 231 00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:34,456 Exciting idea. I have to deal with the head office. 232 00:35:35,344 --> 00:35:39,537 The bra is beautiful the bottomless panties are a dream 233 00:35:39,699 --> 00:35:43,245 wealth does not speak to me like these i just want to go out and score pussys 234 00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:46,564 the hip brace decorates and rhymes with gynter 235 00:35:46,732 --> 00:35:51,926 and the fishnet stockings I've put on has made your diller stop 236 00:35:52,087 --> 00:35:56,873 your body gets the juices flowing good thing I have clean underpants with me 237 00:35:57,042 --> 00:36:01,475 My finances have worn out can you get a bit of credit? 238 00:36:01,638 --> 00:36:06,343 thy word is my commandment you get it all in instalments 239 00:36:11,948 --> 00:36:14,016 Then there is money in the account! 240 00:36:29,291 --> 00:36:32,439 - Where are you going, Lamar? - Straight home. 241 00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:37,074 You're not going anywhere. The boss will talk to you. 242 00:36:37,243 --> 00:36:39,914 So it probably stands for overtime. 243 00:36:40,081 --> 00:36:42,911 Lamar's day is not yet over, - 244 00:36:43,078 --> 00:36:47,589 - but a busy worker is happy, and a happy worker makes the boss busy. 245 00:36:47,753 --> 00:36:51,106 And a busy worker makes the boss happy. 246 00:36:51,270 --> 00:36:55,544 Lamar can fuck himself through its correspondence course, - 247 00:36:55,705 --> 00:36:59,251 - as long as he doesn't forget, that he is a backdoor Indian. 248 00:36:59,422 --> 00:37:03,491 Happiness only knocks once, Sal has made it clear. 249 00:37:03,658 --> 00:37:07,647 Come in, Lamar, and slap your feet up. 250 00:37:11,010 --> 00:37:15,204 I must see to get home. See you tomorrow. 251 00:37:16,006 --> 00:37:19,756 And then Lamar's future is at stake... 252 00:37:20,641 --> 00:37:25,471 - Sal, I can only do it one way. - That's perfectly fine with me. 253 00:37:26,595 --> 00:37:31,710 In with you, otherwise you can stand about the unemployment rate. 254 00:37:45,057 --> 00:37:48,683 - Come on, let's have a look. - Yes, Beau. 255 00:38:20,263 --> 00:38:24,298 Either I cooperate, or else I lose my job. 256 00:38:24,459 --> 00:38:28,494 Lamar's choice is simple. Either he jumps in the bucket, - 257 00:38:28,655 --> 00:38:34,246 - or also� it's goodbye, course. And who bites spoons with the boss? 258 00:38:34,409 --> 00:38:37,637 Men and music belong together. 259 00:38:38,845 --> 00:38:41,640 Come on, Lamar! 260 00:38:46,358 --> 00:38:51,347 Radio Rio Dio, the savior of the entire Southwest. 261 00:38:51,513 --> 00:38:55,104 100,000 watts of faith that heals. 262 00:38:55,269 --> 00:39:00,019 You too can be saved, if you love comfort and care. 263 00:39:00,184 --> 00:39:06,413 And if you love each other. I am Sister Eufaula Roop. 264 00:39:06,578 --> 00:39:12,761 I invite you once more to participate in our radio program. 265 00:39:12,932 --> 00:39:17,955 This is our afternoon session. An afternoon of trust and care. 266 00:39:18,127 --> 00:39:23,559 But before we begin, I want to ask you a very personal question. 267 00:39:23,721 --> 00:39:29,313 Have you bought your decorative cushions with Mount Rushmore and the Holy Land motif? 268 00:39:29,476 --> 00:39:34,863 Very many of our listeners enter to reorder, - 269 00:39:35,030 --> 00:39:40,895 - yes, reorder these beautiful pillows. They can't get enough of them. 270 00:39:41,064 --> 00:39:44,770 Have you not ordered so listen to this description, - 271 00:39:44,941 --> 00:39:48,612 - and see if you can resist the opportunity to own - 272 00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:54,244 - a set of decorative cushions with Mount Rushmore and the Holy Land theme. 273 00:39:54,411 --> 00:39:58,287 On one side you can see Famous faces of Mount Rushmore. 274 00:39:58,448 --> 00:40:03,358 George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt and Aaron Burr - 275 00:40:03,523 --> 00:40:07,034 - looking at you right in the middle Your own living room. 276 00:40:09,077 --> 00:40:14,749 I said I didn't want to do it this way. 277 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:19,776 The Dead Sea, Noah's Ark and Gr�demuren, vividly executed. 278 00:40:19,947 --> 00:40:26,652 No, Sal! I don't want it meet here! So hold on! 279 00:40:26,820 --> 00:40:32,173 Only $3.98 per cushion in cash or by money order - 280 00:40:32,335 --> 00:40:38,597 - together with name and address. Stamps and checks are not accepted. 281 00:40:39,807 --> 00:40:45,160 And now it's time for our healing session - 282 00:40:45,322 --> 00:40:49,789 - and Radio Rio Dios electronic miracle: the radio broadcast. 283 00:40:49,957 --> 00:40:53,788 I warned you. I only do it one way. 284 00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:58,663 Let the broken become whole again. 285 00:40:58,829 --> 00:41:02,818 Let the weak become strong, the short becomes long, - 286 00:41:02,985 --> 00:41:05,815 - and the insatiable be satisfied! 287 00:41:05,982 --> 00:41:08,812 So do as you will, Lamar. 288 00:41:10,497 --> 00:41:14,566 But remember, dear friends: 289 00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:18,518 If you have been struggling to reach your radio, - 290 00:41:18,689 --> 00:41:24,793 - then you should consider getting one our sacred Mount Rushmore pillows. 291 00:41:32,076 --> 00:41:37,145 Beau! Tyrone! I will give you assful! 292 00:41:37,311 --> 00:41:39,584 Savior of the Southwest! 293 00:41:42,506 --> 00:41:44,779 Come here! 294 00:41:54,455 --> 00:41:59,365 Beau Badger, you begged for it, you jealous piece of shit. 295 00:41:59,530 --> 00:42:02,678 So it's your turn, Tyrone! 296 00:42:15,274 --> 00:42:19,661 - What are you in such a hurry for? - It's many o'clock. I'm going home. 297 00:42:19,830 --> 00:42:22,944 Don't lie to me. 298 00:42:24,785 --> 00:42:27,933 Take it, you cowardly dog! 299 00:42:28,102 --> 00:42:34,490 You are done working here. I really hate perverts. 300 00:42:34,656 --> 00:42:37,611 That goes for you too, Lamar, - 301 00:42:37,772 --> 00:42:41,920 - until you raise your eyes what a good bang. 302 00:42:43,887 --> 00:42:48,273 If you have placed your sick body part of the radio - 303 00:42:48,442 --> 00:42:52,148 - and got your decorative pillow, - 304 00:42:52,318 --> 00:42:57,910 - so let's sing the lovely one hymn: "Comfort me, comfort me". 305 00:43:03,827 --> 00:43:05,543 Fool! 306 00:43:36,276 --> 00:43:40,867 Lamar must ask himself, why he must bear this cross. 307 00:43:41,031 --> 00:43:44,781 Days like this only rub salt in a man's wound, - 308 00:43:44,947 --> 00:43:48,175 - who doesn't want anything else than a course diploma - 309 00:43:48,344 --> 00:43:51,299 - and marital happiness along with Lavonia. 310 00:43:51,461 --> 00:43:56,405 I guess it's no wonder that Lamar as the rest of the nation exclaims: 311 00:43:56,576 --> 00:43:59,485 "Thank God for Fridays!" 312 00:44:01,611 --> 00:44:07,521 Show business, a business without equal, and that also applies in the small town. 313 00:44:07,685 --> 00:44:14,152 And the star is Lola Langusta, the hottest south of the Rio Grande. 314 00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:19,945 Her lying body plays bommelom on the audience's sexual drive. 315 00:44:20,113 --> 00:44:25,784 Lola Langusta, the joy of the gringos. Numero uno! 316 00:44:25,947 --> 00:44:31,335 Easy! "Number �t", as they say down in Mexico. 317 00:44:37,336 --> 00:44:43,166 Lamar is a little late. Instead of to seek home in the family's happiness - 318 00:44:43,330 --> 00:44:49,797 - the tired worker lets himself go tempted by a rest and a cold bath. 319 00:44:50,923 --> 00:44:55,912 But why choose exactly this watering hole? Is it fate? 320 00:44:56,078 --> 00:45:01,829 Or have the trials of the day made him Curious about the mysteries of the place? 321 00:46:04,731 --> 00:46:07,118 T�seder! 322 00:46:07,289 --> 00:46:09,481 Let me have an I. 323 00:46:21,195 --> 00:46:25,070 Her Lola Langusta looks familiar. 324 00:46:25,231 --> 00:46:31,460 She looks like Lavonia, Lamar's wife, on a dot. Let me see... 325 00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:37,013 This is different, but it is Lavonia under all the war paint. 326 00:46:37,180 --> 00:46:40,532 If you think about it, you may remember, - 327 00:46:40,696 --> 00:46:46,084 - that she met a lingerie seller by the name of Semper Fidelis, - 328 00:46:46,251 --> 00:46:50,035 - that gave Lavonia a good idea. 329 00:46:50,207 --> 00:46:56,595 A plan to get rid of Lamar his particular sexual inclination. 330 00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:01,954 It just needed a disguise and a few Mexican phrases, - 331 00:47:02,115 --> 00:47:05,070 - there were sexy enough to convert Lamar. 332 00:47:05,232 --> 00:47:10,506 But you shouldn't be able to recognize it his wife, even with a wig on 333 00:47:10,667 --> 00:47:14,497 But you must remember, that we are dealing with a man, - 334 00:47:14,663 --> 00:47:18,572 - whose IQ is all the way down to 37. 335 00:47:41,797 --> 00:47:45,183 That's how you can get it too people's attention. 336 00:47:45,353 --> 00:47:49,865 Even if the person in question is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 337 00:47:50,029 --> 00:47:52,745 A beer, please! 338 00:48:18,081 --> 00:48:23,833 Apparently there are owls in the bog. That drink can trap even Godzilla. 339 00:48:27,512 --> 00:48:30,024 Thank you. 340 00:48:32,627 --> 00:48:34,422 Thanks. 341 00:49:19,781 --> 00:49:24,567 - Carry him upstairs. - It was good Lamar didn't drink out. 342 00:49:24,736 --> 00:49:28,408 Now Lola will try to do it, it is impossible - 343 00:49:28,573 --> 00:49:32,084 - for all but the hottest on both sides of the Rio Grande. 344 00:49:32,249 --> 00:49:36,033 To produce an erection in a conscious man - 345 00:49:36,205 --> 00:49:39,512 - by undulating his cock in every conceivable way. 346 00:49:39,682 --> 00:49:42,955 She wants to free Lamar from the fart hole's swbe, - 347 00:49:43,119 --> 00:49:46,585 - so even he can raise his eyes what a good bang. 348 00:49:48,953 --> 00:49:53,976 A problem can be seen in many ways, but you should always start from scratch. 349 00:50:17,805 --> 00:50:20,158 Nothing! 350 00:51:00,283 --> 00:51:05,716 Tireless Lola must pull on all his skills to the kdet's pleasure. 351 00:51:10,753 --> 00:51:15,504 As Lola says: "The black sock never fails." 352 00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:22,697 She begins by guiding Lamar's sleazy slobber into it. 353 00:51:38,127 --> 00:51:42,559 P� zero point five Inner Lola Langusta's efforts. 354 00:51:42,722 --> 00:51:49,508 The good old broom handle. The result is seen almost immediately. 355 00:52:04,141 --> 00:52:07,972 Now only missing the ultimate prve. 356 00:52:14,891 --> 00:52:18,005 Lola celebrates the good result - 357 00:52:18,168 --> 00:52:22,714 - by using Lamar's body like a live dildo. 358 00:52:33,313 --> 00:52:35,700 where am i 359 00:52:37,629 --> 00:52:39,936 What has happened? 360 00:52:50,017 --> 00:52:56,280 You can clearly see that Lola is good, hard sex without so many frills. 361 00:52:57,290 --> 00:53:01,120 A silent, willing man is a good, willing limb. 362 00:53:27,220 --> 00:53:29,288 What has happened? 363 00:53:30,697 --> 00:53:33,209 What is going on? 364 00:54:01,387 --> 00:54:04,774 To comb a man �dru requires harsh means. 365 00:54:04,944 --> 00:54:09,774 And should Lamar get rid of his pusher tendency, Lola has to admit, - 366 00:54:09,939 --> 00:54:15,247 - that her spectacular treatment is not a cure in itself. 367 00:54:15,414 --> 00:54:22,165 First, Lamar has to get off guard, if the healing is to continue. 368 00:54:22,327 --> 00:54:26,680 And the classic threat about a husband on his way home - 369 00:54:26,842 --> 00:54:29,877 - always pushes things forward. 370 00:54:30,039 --> 00:54:36,064 Although Lola speaks Spanish, paints she a clear picture of the husband. 371 00:54:36,233 --> 00:54:39,859 Two meters high, biting as a butcher's dog - 372 00:54:40,030 --> 00:54:43,224 - and armed with a deadly knife. 373 00:54:43,386 --> 00:54:46,898 And in the back hand he has a false team consisting of - 374 00:54:47,063 --> 00:54:52,848 - six long-haired, bloodthirsty, vicious Mexican cowboys. 375 00:54:53,017 --> 00:54:56,165 Lola... No, let's use her real name. 376 00:54:56,334 --> 00:55:01,244 Lavonia's powers of persuasion penetrates through to Lamar, - 377 00:55:01,409 --> 00:55:04,682 - and he takes out his finger. 378 00:55:20,990 --> 00:55:25,218 We must not forget that during that will go down in history. 379 00:55:25,386 --> 00:55:31,773 Lamar fucked normally, although he was protected by a sock. 380 00:55:31,939 --> 00:55:37,883 But he still needs to get� Look up for a good bang. 381 00:55:39,971 --> 00:55:42,688 Damn it! 382 00:55:42,849 --> 00:55:45,235 Come back soon! 383 00:55:59,193 --> 00:56:03,182 Do you also have days, where everything just goes wrong? 384 00:56:06,186 --> 00:56:10,460 Let's see what Lavonia does and undertakes. 385 00:56:14,977 --> 00:56:17,932 - Thank you. - You forgot your hat. 386 00:56:18,694 --> 00:56:21,489 Thanks. Thank you very much. 387 00:56:24,808 --> 00:56:27,842 Confused? You shouldn't be. 388 00:56:28,804 --> 00:56:32,349 The story is quite straightforward. 389 00:56:38,594 --> 00:56:42,027 Honeymis calls Salad Bowl. 390 00:56:42,191 --> 00:56:47,180 Come and have some of the dishes, Mr. Peterbuilt. 10-4. 391 00:56:56,697 --> 00:56:59,333 I love it! 392 00:56:59,494 --> 00:57:04,324 It's three o'clock. There are two hours to the evening in the small town. 393 00:57:04,489 --> 00:57:09,604 But some people can persist. They love to take and give back. 394 00:57:09,764 --> 00:57:12,992 This morning Lavonia lot Rhett examines, - 395 00:57:13,161 --> 00:57:17,752 - and now becomes Mr. Peterbuilts work evaluated. 396 00:57:18,995 --> 00:57:26,383 Why is she looking at the clock? It will take Lamar a long time to change tires. 397 00:57:26,548 --> 00:57:29,503 Before I expected. 398 00:57:29,665 --> 00:57:33,540 This will do become interesting. 399 00:57:34,420 --> 00:57:40,967 Salad bowl? Seagulls here. I have one read salad that attracts flies. 400 00:57:57,997 --> 00:58:00,747 I love it! 401 00:58:07,628 --> 00:58:10,059 Let me have it! 402 00:58:14,341 --> 00:58:18,489 - Lavonia, say something in Mexican. - Hold on! 403 00:58:20,175 --> 00:58:22,846 Say something in Mexican! 404 00:58:23,013 --> 00:58:25,206 Goodbye! 405 00:58:26,329 --> 00:58:32,512 How about this wig? And this dress? And the red shoes? 406 00:58:32,683 --> 00:58:38,196 - It's just product samples. - My bare rv! Who the hell is that? 407 00:58:56,420 --> 00:58:59,807 Are you going to hit my poor Lamar? 408 00:58:59,977 --> 00:59:03,648 Out with you! Out! Out! 409 00:59:03,813 --> 00:59:08,563 Out with you! Out! I said, out with you! 410 00:59:08,728 --> 00:59:11,240 And never come back! 411 00:59:18,758 --> 00:59:22,589 And take s� and wash those knickers! 412 00:59:23,554 --> 00:59:28,464 It may well be you're the best banger in town, but... 413 00:59:28,629 --> 00:59:31,060 You are hearing from my lawyer! 414 00:59:31,226 --> 00:59:37,137 It never holds up in court. In addition Peterbuilt is just full of gas. 415 00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:40,289 Is there something going on here? 416 00:59:40,457 --> 00:59:45,049 You just thought you saw me cheat on you. 417 00:59:45,213 --> 00:59:50,520 Now that's enough. We need help if we are to save our relationship. 418 00:59:50,687 --> 00:59:54,881 Save their relationship? Well, miracles can happen. 419 00:59:55,043 --> 00:59:59,351 The matter is clear. The only man who can read my problem, - 420 00:59:59,519 --> 01:00:01,905 - is Doctor Asa Lavender. 421 01:00:03,395 --> 01:00:08,783 For many years he has been the town's dentist and marriage counselor. 422 01:00:09,549 --> 01:00:11,902 There we have them. 423 01:00:12,067 --> 01:00:18,011 Although the town is small, the doctor has Lavender has been out most of the time. 424 01:00:18,181 --> 01:00:22,295 But this case is overkill. A young man has a beautiful woman, - 425 01:00:22,456 --> 01:00:28,321 - and then he can only come if... Yes, you know Lamar's problem. 426 01:00:28,491 --> 01:00:33,037 Lavonia's problem is far less complicated. 427 01:00:33,206 --> 01:00:36,673 She suffers from... enthusiasm. 428 01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:41,957 Individual therapy is required here, so� let us leave the two - 429 01:00:42,117 --> 01:00:46,664 - to Doctor Lavender and Nurse Flovilla Thatch. 430 01:00:48,111 --> 01:00:52,578 - So what is your problem? - I can only come when... 431 01:00:52,747 --> 01:00:57,180 - When I rob Lavonia. - It's just annoying. 432 01:00:57,342 --> 01:01:00,298 Yes, it is understood. 433 01:01:00,459 --> 01:01:06,324 It's Lamar who has a problem. I just need a teeth cleaning. 434 01:01:07,732 --> 01:01:14,120 Yes, yes. One thing at a time. You come with me, my dear, - 435 01:01:14,286 --> 01:01:17,480 - while Miss Thatch... 436 01:01:18,921 --> 01:01:24,468 ...she makes a proposal diagnosis for the man. 437 01:01:29,431 --> 01:01:32,545 What an adorable couple. 438 01:01:45,056 --> 01:01:50,761 That which can lead to some dirt. Don't mess with my problem. 439 01:01:50,930 --> 01:01:54,124 you know how people in the countryside are. 440 01:02:05,156 --> 01:02:07,622 No, that's wrong! 441 01:02:07,794 --> 01:02:13,499 Hold on, Lamar. I don't think it's nice at all. 442 01:02:13,668 --> 01:02:17,543 - That's what a real man does. - Clap in, bitch! 443 01:02:17,704 --> 01:02:21,410 Just shut me up your back door like all the others. 444 01:02:28,734 --> 01:02:32,484 Why can't women be more like men? 445 01:02:37,085 --> 01:02:39,517 Patient exchange! 446 01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:45,709 - More like men... - Yes? 447 01:02:54,708 --> 01:02:57,220 Heaven and gay! 448 01:02:58,305 --> 01:03:01,339 Rvpussy! I'm going crazy! 449 01:03:02,261 --> 01:03:06,330 - What's going on? - Nothing your guy can't handle. 450 01:03:06,497 --> 01:03:09,770 Oh, what a shame it was. 451 01:03:17,646 --> 01:03:20,680 Out of my closet, you bitch. 452 01:03:24,719 --> 01:03:28,186 Miss cat? Miss cat? 453 01:03:32,591 --> 01:03:35,580 Now we really have to enjoy ourselves. 454 01:03:36,228 --> 01:03:38,421 miss? 455 01:03:38,586 --> 01:03:41,813 42 cm divided by 2 gives... 456 01:03:45,019 --> 01:03:47,053 miss? Lake! 457 01:04:08,716 --> 01:04:12,591 Can you hear me? I'm talking to you, your brother. 458 01:04:12,752 --> 01:04:18,185 Your mgluder. Lamar, this is your last chance. 459 01:04:27,058 --> 01:04:31,969 Lamar, your mistress talking to you. Do you hear? 460 01:04:37,488 --> 01:04:39,442 Your sow! 461 01:04:55,910 --> 01:05:01,502 Don't play Christmas games with me! Get out of my closet right now! 462 01:05:01,665 --> 01:05:03,540 Sir, your mother? 463 01:05:03,703 --> 01:05:06,737 come out or I'll smash the boy! 464 01:05:08,019 --> 01:05:11,325 You smutzo! You closet gay! 465 01:05:12,294 --> 01:05:15,283 You have to get paid for this! 466 01:05:18,049 --> 01:05:20,322 You just wait! 467 01:05:43,184 --> 01:05:48,731 Your stubbornness compels me to go to extremes. 468 01:05:48,899 --> 01:05:53,490 Get out or I'll blow the door in! 469 01:05:53,654 --> 01:05:55,722 Move! 470 01:05:59,329 --> 01:06:01,363 Lamar? 471 01:06:03,405 --> 01:06:08,520 Are you safe, miss cat? Dad didn't let you down, did he? 472 01:06:09,798 --> 01:06:14,709 - Kick me, you tail. - I don't mean anything to you anymore? 473 01:06:27,221 --> 01:06:32,166 You drive me to extremes! I will not be rejected. 474 01:06:32,336 --> 01:06:36,723 My needs must be met. 475 01:06:36,892 --> 01:06:40,325 So you can damn well learn it! 476 01:06:40,489 --> 01:06:43,558 You mgluder! 477 01:06:45,843 --> 01:06:48,196 You pig! 478 01:06:51,798 --> 01:06:54,104 I'll kill you! 479 01:07:18,412 --> 01:07:22,037 You're quite stubborn, aren't you? 480 01:07:28,921 --> 01:07:34,354 You think you can play with me. I'm sawing my way in! 481 01:07:36,314 --> 01:07:39,269 I kick the door in! 482 01:07:39,431 --> 01:07:43,023 My beloved! Come and kiss me! 483 01:07:46,984 --> 01:07:49,257 A toup�? 484 01:07:50,221 --> 01:07:53,016 Even your hair is a hoax. 485 01:07:57,214 --> 01:07:59,930 Lavonia! 486 01:08:00,850 --> 01:08:05,044 - We have to get out of this madhouse. - More! More! 487 01:08:07,404 --> 01:08:11,791 - More cock! - Lavonia, we have to get out of here. 488 01:08:13,838 --> 01:08:17,429 Let's get going. 489 01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:18,787 Ouch! 490 01:08:20,112 --> 01:08:22,418 �h, Lamar... 491 01:08:23,588 --> 01:08:27,862 - More giant cock... - I'm ready! 492 01:08:28,024 --> 01:08:30,058 Lamar? 493 01:08:30,222 --> 01:08:35,848 - You are a disgrace to the medical profession. - Run into me, miss cat! 494 01:08:48,444 --> 01:08:54,957 If that's the doctor's standard, His practice hangs by a thin thread. 495 01:08:55,118 --> 01:08:58,390 He gives the word "medical malpractice" a positive ring. 496 01:08:58,554 --> 01:09:02,782 And Lamar seems to be on the way. 497 01:09:02,950 --> 01:09:08,655 He has exhausted his options. He needs to get his act together, - 498 01:09:08,824 --> 01:09:14,052 - otherwise it's goodbye to Lavonia and a lot of good sex. Shame and shame. 499 01:09:17,696 --> 01:09:20,889 You and your brilliant ideas. 500 01:09:25,008 --> 01:09:31,112 If Lamar is to have redemption, he must picking strawberries in someone else's bed. 501 01:09:36,038 --> 01:09:39,993 They listen to Radio Rio Dio, Heaven's Top 40 502 01:09:40,154 --> 01:09:44,586 This week we have offers on our luminous plastic waterfall. 503 01:09:44,749 --> 01:09:50,182 Only $9.98 and that's inclusive shipping and handling. 504 01:09:50,344 --> 01:09:57,095 This work of art will decorate your home living room. Looks like a real waterfall. 505 01:09:57,257 --> 01:10:02,246 It reminds me of my vacation in Tijuana. I mean, Niagara. 506 01:10:02,412 --> 01:10:07,004 And in contrast to a real waterfall it never stops laughing. 507 01:10:07,167 --> 01:10:11,157 It is made of hardened plastic and can stand to be used - 508 01:10:11,323 --> 01:10:17,075 - every single day, year in and year out. Batteries are not included. 509 01:10:17,238 --> 01:10:21,227 Just send $9.98 but no in stamps or on a cheque, - 510 01:10:21,394 --> 01:10:26,667 - to Waterfall, Rio Dio, Texas. Address the letter to Sister Eufaula, - 511 01:10:26,828 --> 01:10:30,942 - the whole of the Southwest healing savior! 512 01:10:31,104 --> 01:10:33,662 Have you ever considered - 513 01:10:33,821 --> 01:10:37,857 - to drop self-defilement in favor of self-development? 514 01:10:41,854 --> 01:10:47,003 Self-development through the water of life, where everything comes from. 515 01:10:47,168 --> 01:10:52,362 The little piping plovers and the fishes, the little doggies and little babies. 516 01:10:52,523 --> 01:10:58,911 Isn't it beautiful? Water cleanses the body, soul and everything in between. 517 01:10:59,077 --> 01:11:06,828 Immersion is the only answer. Water nourishes, comforts and cleanses! 518 01:11:07,669 --> 01:11:11,180 What a beautiful message it is. 519 01:11:11,345 --> 01:11:17,938 Just the thought gives me goosebumps all over the body. 520 01:11:21,815 --> 01:11:26,679 Let me ask you something: How often have you wandered in the dark? 521 01:11:26,850 --> 01:11:31,680 If this doesn't work, shall I never trouble you again. 522 01:11:39,797 --> 01:11:42,911 12 batteries provide extra power. 523 01:11:43,074 --> 01:11:47,222 You can get into trouble, and then two is just not enough. 524 01:11:47,949 --> 01:11:55,257 Two are enough for small tasks, but big ones tasks require a large, beautiful... 525 01:11:55,422 --> 01:11:59,616 Stick light! With 12 batteries! 526 01:12:01,456 --> 01:12:05,411 It lasts longer. And it doesn't spray... 527 01:12:05,572 --> 01:12:09,925 I mean it doesn't turn off, when you need it. 528 01:12:10,088 --> 01:12:15,918 And now for today's radio programme. It is on its way, - 529 01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:17,752 - but first... 530 01:12:19,279 --> 01:12:26,826 Yes, dear friends, I care so much of you all. Really a lot. 531 01:12:26,991 --> 01:12:36,016 But today's radio programme will be delayed an hour because - 532 01:12:36,182 --> 01:12:40,456 - the technique takes a player. No, it doesn't play at all. 533 01:12:40,618 --> 01:12:44,812 But I promise you, dear friends... 534 01:12:46,093 --> 01:12:49,479 ...to see soon I'm in control of... 535 01:12:52,606 --> 01:12:57,437 ...my sexual, no, technical problems... 536 01:12:57,602 --> 01:13:01,829 ...then we return, because you mean so much to me. 537 01:13:01,997 --> 01:13:06,305 Now for an interlude of uplifting hymns. 538 01:13:11,868 --> 01:13:16,891 - What can I help you with? - Save me. Give me trust and care. 539 01:13:21,698 --> 01:13:23,255 THE JOY CART 540 01:13:26,853 --> 01:13:30,479 Let me change something more devotional. 541 01:13:39,521 --> 01:13:44,226 Honeydew for salad bowls. I need to have the oil checked. 542 01:13:49,711 --> 01:13:53,144 Give me more cock! More dick! 543 01:14:09,611 --> 01:14:12,123 We are now discontinuing this program. 544 01:14:12,289 --> 01:14:17,119 Radio Rio Dio, 100,000 watts of faith that heals, - 545 01:14:17,284 --> 01:14:23,547 - can present one for the first time direct comfort and care session, - 546 01:14:23,718 --> 01:14:27,071 - where sister Eufaula Roop will heal a young man. 547 01:14:27,234 --> 01:14:32,383 His name is withheld, until the next of kin are notified. 548 01:14:34,467 --> 01:14:38,456 We are now changing to studio A and sister Roop. 549 01:14:38,623 --> 01:14:43,329 Are you ready to to be cured? Are you? 550 01:14:43,499 --> 01:14:51,250 Are you ready to let salvation come above you? Come to the cleansing water! 551 01:14:51,411 --> 01:14:57,719 The water fills the bucket! Oh yes! The water will wash us clean! 552 01:14:59,763 --> 01:15:04,912 The water will wash us clean! �h yes, �h yes! 553 01:15:05,078 --> 01:15:11,306 The water will cleanse our bodies and our soul! Oh yes! 554 01:15:11,471 --> 01:15:17,904 - Our souls and our bodies! - I can't breathe! 555 01:15:18,065 --> 01:15:24,214 The water will wash you clean! Are you cleansed? Are you cleansed? 556 01:15:25,857 --> 01:15:29,766 Are you cleansed? Are you cleansed? 557 01:15:31,412 --> 01:15:38,277 Will we find deliverance? Will we find the aura of eternity? 558 01:15:38,445 --> 01:15:44,117 Will we find harmony? Will we? Now stay down there. 559 01:15:44,279 --> 01:15:49,269 Will we find salvation? Will we find deliverance? 560 01:15:49,434 --> 01:15:54,457 Will we find the aura of eternity? 561 01:15:54,629 --> 01:15:57,823 Do we want to achieve karma and stay there? 562 01:15:57,986 --> 01:16:01,657 We must! We must be saved! We must! 563 01:16:01,822 --> 01:16:05,777 We must, we must, we must, we must! 564 01:16:05,938 --> 01:16:13,042 Now come with me. Come with me. Come, come, come! 565 01:16:13,211 --> 01:16:19,678 Come now! We must find deliverance! We must find salvation! 566 01:16:19,845 --> 01:16:25,755 We must attain reincarnation, in this life or the next! 567 01:16:25,919 --> 01:16:28,828 Give me comfort! Give me care! 568 01:16:29,955 --> 01:16:34,705 - Give me care! - Will we achieve salvation? 569 01:16:34,870 --> 01:16:41,701 Do we want to achieve self-development? Self development! Self development! 570 01:16:47,098 --> 01:16:51,610 Do we want to achieve self-development? 571 01:16:55,770 --> 01:17:00,281 - Give me care! - Yes, we will! 572 01:17:05,321 --> 01:17:09,832 - I think I'll come. - Yes, we will! 573 01:17:13,592 --> 01:17:16,184 Self development!! 574 01:17:24,702 --> 01:17:28,737 They have just heard a direct transmission - 575 01:17:28,898 --> 01:17:34,013 - from a comfort and care session here at the savior of the whole Southwest. 576 01:17:34,172 --> 01:17:38,878 Now to Sister Eufaula Roops concluding comment. 577 01:17:39,048 --> 01:17:43,480 If you have not been saved, do as I do: save yourselves. 578 01:17:43,643 --> 01:17:48,190 And while sister Roop collects his skills, - 579 01:17:48,359 --> 01:17:53,825 - we play a potpourri edifying hymns and marches. 580 01:17:54,792 --> 01:17:58,940 Salad bowls, we still have a large load of food waste. 581 01:17:59,108 --> 01:18:03,177 There will soon be rats in it. Look to get the finger out. 582 01:18:17,970 --> 01:18:25,676 Why does Lavonia end her relationship and its future prospects at stake - 583 01:18:25,842 --> 01:18:31,070 - for a single shepherding lesson with the small town garbage man? 584 01:18:31,237 --> 01:18:36,101 One more time, Peterbuilt. One more time. 585 01:18:37,151 --> 01:18:39,788 I have to see how to move on. 586 01:18:40,748 --> 01:18:44,419 Your husband can come home every moment, - 587 01:18:44,584 --> 01:18:48,017 - and I don't want to more trouble. 588 01:18:48,180 --> 01:18:53,886 There's still an hour left. We have plenty of time. 589 01:19:01,927 --> 01:19:07,554 Remove your rv. I lick not pussy. It's un-American. 590 01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:12,514 Calm down, Lavonia. 591 01:19:12,677 --> 01:19:16,029 It's as sore as an ingrown toenail. 592 01:19:17,352 --> 01:19:19,864 Six times in two hours... 593 01:19:20,029 --> 01:19:24,496 You just have to concentrate, Peterbuilt. 594 01:19:24,665 --> 01:19:30,256 But why does Lavonia jump now on mr peterbuilt again? 595 01:19:31,538 --> 01:19:35,244 What now? Now get started! 596 01:19:35,414 --> 01:19:38,847 I'm done. Flat as a pancake. 597 01:19:39,011 --> 01:19:44,126 Come on, just one more time. It will be so cool. 598 01:19:45,285 --> 01:19:47,672 Damn it... 599 01:19:55,275 --> 01:20:00,139 Maybe we are doing Lavonia wrong. It can not be the desire that drives her. 600 01:20:00,310 --> 01:20:05,584 Even Mr. Peterbuilt's swabs are fine not worth sacrificing your relationship for. 601 01:20:18,093 --> 01:20:22,446 Ms Peterbuilt here. I need to have the oil changed. 602 01:20:22,609 --> 01:20:27,075 If you don't come home immediately, see you in court. 603 01:20:34,277 --> 01:20:38,232 Lamar! I thought you would never come. 604 01:20:38,393 --> 01:20:40,951 I thought so too. 605 01:20:44,387 --> 01:20:49,536 Hop on board. Are you now completely normal? 606 01:20:54,018 --> 01:20:59,689 It didn't help. "Faith that heals" my just! 607 01:21:07,485 --> 01:21:09,599 Sorry, Lavonia. 608 01:21:26,746 --> 01:21:30,576 I feel completely fine like a virgin again. 609 01:21:32,860 --> 01:21:34,849 Oh, Lamar! 610 01:21:38,814 --> 01:21:43,565 More dick! I want it! Give me more cock! 611 01:21:43,730 --> 01:21:46,195 Wrap your legs around me. 612 01:21:49,804 --> 01:21:54,078 You are amazing! Better than Mr. Peterbuilt. 613 01:21:57,356 --> 01:21:59,788 It sat. 614 01:22:02,631 --> 01:22:07,780 - Peterbuilt is a bad guy. - Yes, really bad. 615 01:22:27,727 --> 01:22:31,955 Put it back in your pants, Mr. Fidelis. 616 01:22:44,630 --> 01:22:48,461 Dear friends, that song gives me real comfort. 617 01:22:48,626 --> 01:22:52,661 It's just so cool, especially in these... 618 01:22:53,981 --> 01:22:57,573 Especially in these busy times. 619 01:23:02,693 --> 01:23:08,842 However, it is incredible what a song like that can do to you. 620 01:23:10,845 --> 01:23:13,356 Pure ecstasy! 621 01:23:17,678 --> 01:23:22,384 I wish I could sit here the microphone always knows, - 622 01:23:22,553 --> 01:23:26,906 - but there is always someone, that must be saved. 623 01:23:27,069 --> 01:23:31,854 Someone who has even more need trust than I have. 624 01:23:41,255 --> 01:23:43,448 Now let's enjoy... 625 01:23:46,610 --> 01:23:52,157 ...this musical interlude here on Radio Rio Dio. 626 01:23:53,683 --> 01:23:57,467 We feel you both AM and FM band - 627 01:23:57,639 --> 01:24:00,435 - in the entire frequency range! 628 01:24:02,515 --> 01:24:07,584 Dear friends, what we need, is self-development. 629 01:24:13,903 --> 01:24:15,381 More dick! 630 01:24:15,542 --> 01:24:18,611 I feel lovely vibrations - 631 01:24:18,779 --> 01:24:24,166 - from all of you today. I can clearly see you. 632 01:24:37,081 --> 01:24:42,469 Come on, Rhett! You have touched my soul! 633 01:24:52,146 --> 01:24:55,738 Teenagers have too� need for trust and care. 634 01:24:55,903 --> 01:25:00,926 We are now in a situation without precedent in the history of radio. 635 01:25:01,098 --> 01:25:08,042 For the second time today will sister Roop save a young sinner. 636 01:25:08,211 --> 01:25:11,756 Hallelujah, brothers and sisters! Hallelujah! 637 01:25:32,707 --> 01:25:38,492 Yes, people in town give it some gas, but only so as not to be bored to death. 638 01:25:38,661 --> 01:25:44,049 And if they don't get what they want, tomorrow is another day. 639 01:25:44,216 --> 01:25:50,001 And the championship final isn't the only match that counts. 640 01:26:33,048 --> 01:26:37,515 I've always wanted to to own my own junk shop. 641 01:26:48,113 --> 01:26:51,864 More dick! More dick! 642 01:26:52,030 --> 01:26:56,178 I didn't know you were still here, R.M. 643 01:26:56,345 --> 01:27:01,619 There is something for everyone here in the small town. 644 01:27:01,780 --> 01:27:05,894 Just look at Lamar. Now that things are going so well, - 645 01:27:06,056 --> 01:27:10,170 - he will probably pull himself together to further their education. 646 01:27:10,332 --> 01:27:14,082 But maybe he will never come on the school bench again. 647 01:27:15,966 --> 01:27:20,513 - What do I get for my birthday? - That's the one you get now. 648 01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:27,544 - It's like the old days. - But only on your birthday! 649 01:27:29,833 --> 01:27:33,583 If you ever comes to these edges again, - 650 01:27:33,749 --> 01:27:39,420 - then finally passed the small town, the cradle of the nation. 651 01:27:39,583 --> 01:27:43,209 And now send none stamps or checks. 652 01:27:46,616 --> 01:27:49,174 You know my son, Rhett, - 653 01:27:49,334 --> 01:27:55,801 - but you haven't met my Austrian wife, Super Soul. Greet the viewers. 654 01:27:58,085 --> 01:28:03,438 Well, boy... If your young life is over, - 655 01:28:03,600 --> 01:28:08,033 - then you pull the bandit out and let your father come to the plate. 656 01:28:08,195 --> 01:28:13,583 Make the short go long, and let the insatiable be satisfied! 657 01:29:03,781 --> 01:29:08,293 As the old man said: Knock on� with someone, and who are you meeting? 658 01:29:08,457 --> 01:29:14,526 Quite ordinary people. People like you and me. 659 01:29:14,691 --> 01:29:20,362 Rhett, for example. A young person joins future, but he doesn't care. 660 01:29:20,525 --> 01:29:25,469 Or Lola Langusta, the Mexican Susan B. Anthony. 661 01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:29,595 Those nipples should adorn a banknote. 662 01:29:29,756 --> 01:29:33,540 And then there is Peterbuilt with the big mop. 663 01:29:33,712 --> 01:29:40,736 Flovilla Thatch, she had answers on the whole. Very practical layout. 664 01:29:40,905 --> 01:29:46,657 And Zebulon is a real American. Everything is gold and green forests for him. 665 01:29:46,819 --> 01:29:50,889 And the strygian wife, Super Soul, that milks the bulls flat. 666 01:29:51,055 --> 01:29:58,238 Eufaula Roop, savior of the masses with the swelling profit. 667 01:29:58,408 --> 01:30:01,636 Asa Lavender was revealed, but he will come again. 668 01:30:01,805 --> 01:30:07,988 Perhaps as a doctor, lawyer or Native American Or school teacher. 669 01:30:08,159 --> 01:30:12,989 Lavonia. What can I say? A veritable volcano of voluptuousness. 670 01:30:13,154 --> 01:30:18,223 If her talents could be sold in a bottle, she would own the city. 671 01:30:18,389 --> 01:30:24,219 Then there's Lamar. He discovered that true love may require, - 672 01:30:24,383 --> 01:30:27,850 - that the saddle is changed from time to time. 673 01:30:28,019 --> 01:30:34,282 Kitten Natividad, Brunhilde of the south. All sirens in one woman. 674 01:30:34,453 --> 01:30:40,636 But that's another story. Parisian fashion from Paraguay. 675 01:30:40,807 --> 01:30:46,478 Compressed air drill Semper Fidelis, that always gets fur on the hook. 676 01:30:46,641 --> 01:30:50,835 Scrap dealer-Sal. A proper In for a proper effort. 677 01:30:50,997 --> 01:30:54,622 But not a penny for overtime. 678 01:30:57,511 --> 01:31:01,705 Whoops, I'm forgetting Bormann. How thoughtful. 679 01:31:07,821 --> 01:31:12,412 Finally he has found peace in his beloved field. 680 01:31:18,810 --> 01:31:21,879 Fuck me! Fuck me! 681 01:31:23,485 --> 01:31:27,633 Fuck me! More dick! 682 01:31:27,801 --> 01:31:30,596 Come on, Kitten. 683 01:31:43,106 --> 01:31:46,140 Where the hell is the film crew? 684 01:31:47,582 --> 01:31:50,094 N�, never mind. 685 01:31:51,019 --> 01:31:56,247 Let me end with a historical one footnote. A military anecdote. 686 01:31:56,413 --> 01:32:00,721 Bormann's set of teeth was found after the Second World War, - 687 01:32:00,889 --> 01:32:06,277 - but the man himself was never found. Here he is alive and well. 688 01:32:06,444 --> 01:32:10,274 A living proof of, that one must tread carefully, - 689 01:32:10,440 --> 01:32:14,190 - when you go south the second hole from the neck. 690 01:32:14,356 --> 01:32:18,823 Marty, that's much better without your teeth! 691 01:32:20,310 --> 01:32:23,583 Oh, Miss Eufaula... 692 01:32:25,345 --> 01:32:28,652 Follow Lavonia's new lusty adventures, - 693 01:32:28,822 --> 01:32:33,607 - where she challenges new friends for a round of sheet gymnastics - 694 01:32:33,777 --> 01:32:38,164 - in Russ Meyer's "Jaws of Vixen"! She never lets go again! 695 01:32:39,305 --> 01:33:39,308 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm